
“I have something really colossal to tell you. See, this is my brand spanking new webpage, blog, Melodygram, or something else… and I’m going to share with you some wonderful stories and moments that are exquisitely all about Me. Oh, in case you didn’t know, my name is Melody. How’s every little thing?
Like, I know it’s just one girl speaking in front of a live studio audience of seven billion people on this planet. But I can handle public speaking skills with no problem whatsoever. If only I had improved on a B average, I’d be a prime candidate for Class President!
First of all, here’s my personal background. I’m sixteen and I’m sitting at a desk listening to some boring lectures on Caesarian frog dissection. I’m also a devoted Beatles fan, so that faithfully answers the question to why my name is Melody. Pretty music related, isn’t it? And pretty basic information if you ask me.
Life is supposed to be so much fun. Not without getting hit by too many curveballs!
On Friday nights, I go out on a pizza binge at the corner pizza parlor with my closest pals. Well, I used to… last week it’s turned into a seafood shack. Must be the cost cutting efficiency on pizza dough, then.
People keep asking me why I’m not like all the other ‘mean girls’ on campus. Is it because I’m streaming a ‘Happy Days’ marathon and the rest of them are into, like, influencers doing all the influencing? Or am I just a teen queen goin’ squeaky clean, and the one who likes to be independent? Somehow, I yearn for those happy days to return.
My days would be even more happier with Rick, the cutest boy I see at the hallways of my school. He’s half-Korean and half-Miamian but with a physique rock solid enough to play in the majors. Turns out he hates me so much because I beg too much to have unsolicited time to have romantic getaways with him. Sigh.
I like walking. I don’t like driving. Simplicity is enough. And ‘nuff said.
I’m still growing up in the world, World. Really! And that’s okay. It’s a full-time job to make a decent living as a teenage girl. Or so I wish I had a high-paying summer job washing and scrubbing 5,000 automobiles. Then I could go out and buy some designer clothes and build a space-age IMAX theater with my hard-earned cash. Right now, it’s forty bucks of fruits and veggies to eat every week. Live and learn, Mel.
But I’m glad you’re here. It’s fine time we get to know each other! Now, if you’ll excuuuuse me, I’m getting late for physics class!
Written and Produced By J. ATWOOD. ©️2026
All written posts on this blog are mostly fictional, although there’s some useful information as well as imagination and inspiration that may enlighten the reader’s desire for something unique and different.
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